What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
A moo-ving van.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do you call a short cow?
Did you know about April 1st?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Which president loved to take baths?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?