Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
They were all from the same litter!
How do you make a bandstand?
Where do pigs learn magic?
How does a taco bless the table?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?