What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Getting lost.
Where do stars go to college?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why is winter considered holy?