Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
It's too hard to make stores out of dimes.
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?