What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
What utensil does water use to eat?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?