What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
We're fried.
Why are frogs always happy?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What is blue and not heavy?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?