Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Because it was too in-tents.
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What did the robot want for Christmas?