What birds always travel in twos?
Pair-rots.
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
How do animals blend into the desert?
How does a penguin build its house?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What's black and white and goes around and around?