What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A fresh dye-job.
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What kind of water do fireworks like?