How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Mary Christmas!
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What color are all the books in the library?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?