What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog, because it croaks every night.
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?