What is a plant's favorite college course?
Chemis-tree.
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?