What day never takes itself seriously?
April Fool's Day.
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?