What did one angel say to the other angel?
Halo there.
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?