There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why are goats so funny?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Where do baby apes sleep?