Why did the sailor lose his job?
Because he missed the boat.
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?