What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
1. We cook bacon. 2. We bake cookies.
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Where do surfers go to school?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you call two birds in love?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?