Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Because it had cloudy vision.
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Bears love exotic cars.
How is cat food sold?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Want to hear a joke about construction?