My dad told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Guitarists are so stressed out.