What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts.
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How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?