Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Doc Ock.
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?