What type of birds stay together forever?
Pair-rots!
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?