What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
How do billboards talk?