What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilante!
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Can February March?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why are ghosts always single?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?