Why did the border collie get a raise?
He worked like a dog!
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
How do frogs get to work?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What did the shower say to the toilet?