What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?