What animal scores the most in basketball?
A dunk-ey.
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?