Why are boxers good comedians?
They really know their punchlines.
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?