I like telling Dad jokes.
Sometimes he laughs!
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?