How does dinner smell?
Through its nose.
Why was the broom late for school?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?