What do scuba divers wear to bed?
A snore-kel.
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?