Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it's too far to walk.
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?