How do you make a cow float?
Root beer, ice cream, a cherry, and a cow.
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?