What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Cough-ee.
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why do math teachers love March?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?