How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why was the spider so smart?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?