What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What's E.T. short for?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?