What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Where in earth have you been?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why are fish such good architects?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why did the peach come home from work early?