Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Because it was overbooked!
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why do kittens know so much about church?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?