Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
They eat an apple a day.
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?