How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
It's over-bored.
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?