How did the coach get his quarterback?
He went to the bank.
What did March say to the madness?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?