How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
It leaves behind a fowl smell.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?