Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?