How are teens like cats?
Neither like to be told what to do.
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What is a cow's dream job?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why did the sailor lose his job?