Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Only if you aim it well enough.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?