Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
He had a hard time coming out of his shell.
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?