Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?