What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Eggs benediction.
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Where do birds go to drink?