Why are puppies so flexible?
They constantly practice downward dog.
Which singer could always break a five?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?