What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What season begins with a thud?
What do you call hiking college students?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What does Santa call Christmastime?